are you making it rain?

one time i sent a letter to the bill gates foundation. you know those pretty little collages you can make by cutting out letters from magazines in all the different interesting fonts and pasting them together? i love making those, i think they're so neat. anyway i was feeling artsy crafty one day and sent one to the bill gates foundation that said "eat the rich" and bill gates came to my place of residence and gave me a million dollars and said "aha! now you are rich, so why don't you go eat yourself!" and walked away with the smuggest fucking look on his face.

Between the Xi bucks, Soros dollars, the Rubles, and the free money the rich are giving to communists there really isn't any excuse to being poor anymore

Can confirm, am communist artist, billionaires keep showing up at my door and throwing money at me. This is certainly a real thing that 100% happens all the time and this complaint certainly isn't just cope because some untalented unoriginal hack sucks at creating interesting art.

communism is when no food no money but also communism makes you inexplicably rich and powerful

Ah yes, all those checks notes* billionaire communists that are definitely out there.

what the hell? where's my suicase filled with cash then?

Okay I definitely need to finish the "review" of people's republic of walmart but it's like 20 pages and it feels more like an unrelated treatise at this point

Unironically, if you understand Marxian economics and the mechanisms behind capitalism, then that will give you an edge when doing capitalist things.

I hold the position that Marxists makes the best capitalists.

If you login into Temu or Shein with your hexbear credentials, you can order anything and everything for free. That's why they want to ban the Chinese apps.

What's a sell out? If you work in the music industry, and you make money, then you're a sell out.