No poopknife?
18No, because it's poop scissors
4Poop hand blender.
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Take yourself back to reddit with that talk you Godless heathen.
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A single knife is basically sufficient for everything, it is just the system pushing you to buy things you don't really need.
17Chef's knife + pairing knife will get you through nearly anything.
10Plus broadsword for chainmail.
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A chef's knife, a small sharp knife and you're good IMO.
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Pizza knife WTF? Where's the sharp disc at?
8yeah bring back the infinitely long knife
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Where's the circumcision knife?
7In the rabbi's mouth.
2At the doc
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Bread knife, chef's knife, steak knifes, butter knives. That'll cover 99.9% of people
6Don't leave those bottom two laying out at my house. To my spouse a knife is a knife. Pizza knife to slice bananas? Sure, why the hell not. Bread knife to cut cheddar - done. Drives a neurotic like me nuts.
4the bread knife is also really good for slicing tomatoes
hth
4The red one: Your former master, and your own son's hand.
3Darksaber: Whatever you want, baby.
3The knife of equality
2Jango Fett wasn't motherfucker. He just doing his job. Not ethicaly good job but it's doesn't make him motherfucker. His client is motherfucker.
-1If you're a piece of shit for a living, you're still a piece of shit. The fact that you have sponsors doesn't transfer that to another person, it just means there's more pieces of shit. Being shit isn't zero sum.
The people who sheepishly say, "nothing personal" are lying to themselves. Not that it's personal, but that it matters whether or not it's personal.
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