Putin Learns Putin Behind Plot to Assassinate Putin

I know what you're thinking, tankies. This is counterproductive, why would he do this?

Remember your Hypernormalization, Putin engages in counterproductive actions in order to spread malaise and make people take solace in tearful-but-bopful Burial listening sessions instead of political activity.

After blowing up their own pipeline, is this ridiculous?

putin is the only candidate willing to court the anti-putin demographic like this

the onion is lovely

I knew it! It's Putin's all the way down!!