What the fuck. Program is Hyperbeam
What the fuck. Program is Hyperbeam
just wait for an hour you fucking freeloader, jeez. people nowadays have no patience smh my head. /s
71No need the /s, "smh my head" is already obvious enough
7man, I wish.
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Where the fuck is this from?
42The program is Hyperbeam: and yes it's real. I have no idea if it's a bug or not but if it isn't a bug then what the fuck. It used to be 5 seconds
31Hey GPT-4 right now we have a five second timeout on this page and weāre only getting a .001% conversion. How can we change this to a 10% conversion?
[bloop de bloop AI math occurring]
Why certainly. Improving the conversion rate of a page is a matter of tweaking the right factors via AB tests to optimize the conversion rate, which is defined as the number of people who convert on a page divided by the number of visitors.
To reach a conversion rate of 10% you could set the timeout for 3600 seconds.
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I also would like to know this
9The fact that it says āClose in 3590sā - or an hour long popup - suggests it is fake.
8Or if itās not fake then it sure would fit in over at asshole design!
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Is your pc clock wrong maybe?
14OP probably wrote himself a little nap program in BASIC back in the early 90s, just to wake him up in an hour. But when he ran the program and laid down he didnāt realize his computer was in turbo mode. The clock flew and the tears whirled by and when he woke up an āhourā later the only evidence of the world heād left behind ā¦ was this bizarre one hour timeout in the weird graphical software of the future.
His only chance to return home is to turbo the unturboable: time itself! But in a backwards direction, which is even more impossible!
Or, to give up and live in the future ā¦ as a much older version of himself.
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Feature-length ads.
11They copied the color choices and style of Discord.
9name and shame.
4This has AnyDesk vibes!
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