People downvoting this either didn't read it or don't understand that this is mocking the original image.
My curfew was garden hose
I mean come on. This is clearly not meant to be taken seriously, and the fact that it is may be a testament to OP's editing skills or those of whoever OP got the post from.
Same.. I don't understand what half of this even is saying. How is a garden hose a curfew? Parents turning off the water to let you know to come inside? If anything curfews themselves are more of a 90s thing because your parents couldn't just call or text you to come home. I was always out on my bike exploring the neighborhood with my friends, with my only instructions "Be back by 6".