1 yr. ago • 100%

german rule

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I'm having a hard time.

American when the metric tonne of Reese's peanutbutter cups, caramel chocolate chip...streusel?, and oreo cookies...falls?

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  They'd cry even harder if it contained a metric anything.
  
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  I think in this context "the ice" means the ice cream
  
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  And this is the Land of Chocolate leveling this accusation????
  
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- Americans when their ice doesn't contain...
  
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  ... cum
  
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  I scream, you scream, we all scream in America.
  
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Why do so many Europeans seem to think the whole country is Texas?

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- I imagine the same reason so many Americans think of the UK as just London, or France as just Paris. I don't know what that reason is, but I imagine it's probably the same reason.
  
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  Honestly I can't get Wiltshire out of my head. Rhotal rs? What? They sound like they're from New England until they say something that makes my brain twist. I love it.
  
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- That's not true America is Texas, Florida (if it involves alligators or trans-hatred), California, Las Vegas and New York. Everything else is irrelevant.
  
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  Massachusetts is literally the most significant state. It's a forest with health care. We're basically elves.
  
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- To contain, include, incorporate. To abstain really doesn't make sense in this context. That abstain meaning I think uses the "return to natural state" meaning of ent- (number 1). Think "unhold" in the sense of "cease to hold a position", that's "to abstain", the contain one... I'm not 100% but I think it's number 6: A thing is furnished such that the adjective becomes true. The cookie is enholden with chocolate chips.
  
  karamellsirus is a misspelling, Karamellsirup should be obvious. crunshies, too, is a misspelt crunchies. Only one that shouldn't be recognisable is Regenbogenstreusel, rainbow sprinkles. Like on doughnuts.
  
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- German speaker here. That sentence is utter nonsense. It just stitches random words together.
  
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Casual bigotry, truly wonderful.

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- Just wait until I bring my professional bigotry.
  
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  That's nothing against my ranked competitive bigotry.
  
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- Making fun of american ice cream flavors is bigotry now? lmao
  
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