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196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone

awesome_person @lemm.ee

2y ago

german rule

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I'm having a hard time.
American when the metric tonne of Reese's peanutbutter cups, caramel chocolate chip...streusel?, and oreo cookies...falls?
- Americans when their ice doesn't contain...
  
  ... cum
  
  I scream, you scream, we all scream in America.

Why do so many Europeans seem to think the whole country is Texas?
- I imagine the same reason so many Americans think of the UK as just London, or France as just Paris. I don't know what that reason is, but I imagine it's probably the same reason.
  
  Honestly I can't get Wiltshire out of my head. Rhotal rs? What? They sound like they're from New England until they say something that makes my brain twist. I love it.
- That's not true America is Texas, Florida (if it involves alligators or trans-hatred), California, Las Vegas and New York. Everything else is irrelevant.
  
  Massachusetts is literally the most significant state. It's a forest with health care. We're basically elves.

Casual bigotry, truly wonderful.
- Just wait until I bring my professional bigotry.
  
  That's nothing against my ranked competitive bigotry.
- Making fun of american ice cream flavors is bigotry now? lmao

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