1 yr. ago • 90%

Magic the Dad Bod

Conversation with my girlfriend spawned this question:

What card do you specifically thing displays the most accurate dad bod in all of magic. Bonus points if it's not a comedy card/ is presented in the stanrd mighty thirst-trap way.

My vote is for the SLD Bearscape

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There's only one right answer to this question, and it's [[Dwarven Miner]]

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We do get access to some of the best dad bod pop-culture has to offer (albeit covered up in the card itself) on [[Chief Jim Hopper]]

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[[Bruse Tarl, Boorish Herder]]

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I'm partial to [[Joven]]. He's going through a midlife crisis reliving his glory days in a heavy metal band

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[[Kinnan, Bonder Prodigy]]??

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[[Dryad of the Ilysian Grove]] is another good one. Got the sexy pose and everything

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