"H-hey guys, w-what did you expect me to do - be forced to carry it all the way to term, giving up all my hopes & dreams for the future b/c of one little mistake, made months ago? It was him I told you - he told me to do it! He said he'd be there for me!?"
110He’s managed the impossible…. be more unlikable than Trump. Good for him.
77Iowa and New Hampshire beg to differ in his popularity.
I really hope that conman isn't elected again.
As much as you and I don't want to believe it. Trump will be the Republican nominee.
4More unlikeable than the insurrection inciting, rapist orange bad man? How so??
1Even trumpists largely can't stand him.
3
Claims to be pro-life.
Political career dies.
39Rules for thee but not for me.
10
We're doing this again? Celebrating the non-candidates dropping out when really all that means is that a literal dictator wannabe is going to be the front runner?
34Trump was always going to be the GOP candidate. Even the Biden team wanted Trump because that is their entire strategy 'But Trump'. Biden didn't have another strategy.
How the Biden campaign hopes to make 2024 less about Biden and more about a contrast with Trump
https://www.cnn.com/2024/01/02/politics/biden-campaign-strategy-trump-2024/index.html
17Yeah, we're making fun of the fascist shit stain who thought he could replace trump. We always knew he would fail. We always knew trump was the end game. Relax.
16DeSantis tried to out-Trump Trump's awfulness, and for all his social awkwardness, he's likely smarter than Trump. So I don't think he was any sort of improvement.
12Trump was always going to be #1 for the GOP.
9he and his ilk have lost every election they attempt
the red wave isn't coming just vote
1
Is he himself too far along to abort?
24Only 180th trimester, I think we're in the clear
10fires up wood chipper
Poor lil fella. Thoughts and prayers!
16All options should be explored.
2
"Ron Desantis, largest recipient of help from his SuperPAC 'Never Back Down', has today backed down"
23What a cuck
22I bet that participation trophy is looking pretty good now, huh Ron?
19He had to quit before New Hampshire this week because he was going to be in third place behind Haley by a huge margin and he couldn't deal with the embarrassment. Now he gets to crawl back to is safe space as trumps official taint cleaner.
17Gotta get through that diaper first.
3
You just won a one year ticket to the all you can eat Trump's asshole buffet.
Ron DeSantis:
17Pathetic shitcunt with the charisma of a fresh dogpile.
16Think he'll stop wearing lifts now?
12Does that count as affirmative body care?
9Oh it is absolutely gender affirming
6
Ironic. He could prevent other fetus-Americans from being aborted, but not-himself.
7He picked a fight with the mouse and faded away
6There was an episode of The Apprentice all about how Donald Trump likes meatballs on his pizza
5Now he'll have Ron's!
2
I was hoping the Republican vote would be split between Trump and DeSantis. Lame.
4I love me a good "Florida Man" headline.
3I'll have you know what Ron eats is pudding.
And he eats it with his fingers.
1Well that was awfully short. He could have made a legit run against Trump, but his campaign was horribly managed, and early on he rode the culture war stuff too hard. Oh well. Four more years of orange man coming at us I guess.
-9Non-consensually grabbing our attention, by the short-hairs, and won't let go until we... whelp, I guess we'll find out.
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