1 yr. ago • 80%

My older sister would always get so annoyed when I would do this, especially with the drinks

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1 kid cuts, the other chooses. Keeps things fair.

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- I always chose to let my brother cut. Then, even if they were perfect halves, I still laughed like a maniac and acted like one piece was clearly better.
  
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  My younger brother and I would have big arguments about whose turn it was to be the one to choose 😂
  
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- You split, I pick. This is the way.
  
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true story

Shit, this one i didnt miss at all

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- Meme was great until that, then it became such a Facebook meme
  
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  Attempted comedy homicide
  
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Rasterizing a vector image which itself has been vectorized from a photo, then adding more jpeg compression 😘👌

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Ok, now try being the youngest of 6 when they all steal food off your plate. I eat like a speed champion. Also, i'm a girl so i had to put up with the "growing boy" one year older than me getting double my meat portion. He didn't even like meat and was a vegetarian by age 14. I have food issues.

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- Did you demand his later uneaten meat portions in recompense?
  
  If not, I know a frivolous case lawyer.
  
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And that kids is How I Met Your Memer

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I worked with a couple where the GF did that, bag of chips? No problem first separate by size them distribute between them she did that with everything bol of pasta of any kind ? same thing but she was a crazy bitch for more than just that.

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My younger sister gets the bigger half, even if the difference between halves is practically zilch

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When you've had an abusive upbringing and don't realise it isn't normal for your parent to be doing this to you (over pretty much everything) 🙄🙄

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- ?
  
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You guys got to just spilt it in half? That's not even hard.

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Swear

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