1 yr. ago • 94%

We went to the county fair yesterday- a pig peed on my leg.

This mildly infuriated me and I felt the need to share my mild infuriation.

I can't blame the pig. It was just being a pig. I can't blame the way they have the pens set up, that's for the benefit of the pigs. I can't even blame myself because I wasn't even looking in that direction when it happened.

I want someone to pin fault on, damn it! I need closure! I had to wait until my daughter was done on the rides to get a shower and someone needs to pay!

31 comments

Having porkchops for dinner?

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- That would just put the blame on some other poor pig.
  
  25
  
  Then buy that pig and make the pork out of it!
  
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- Sounds a bit too radical
  
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- What a disgusting comment to make.
  
  Pigs are living and feeling beings just like you and I.
  
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  It's not our fault they taste so good.
  
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Blame it on my cat Odin. I blame pretty much everything on him cuz he's just a dumb little guy who can take it. Besides it's not like he cares.

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- CURSE YOU ODIN!
  
  (Oh shit, now I'm not going to go to Valhalla!)
  
  14
  
  Were you planning to die fighting with a weapon in your hands? I think that's the requirements to get in.
  
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I think you can sign up for FarmersOnly now.

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You could blame yourself for not looking in that direction. 🤷

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- I'm not psychically attuned to peeing pigs!
  
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  And now you are - life is mysterious and absolutely wonderful sometimes!
  
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  Not with that attitude
  
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We're all here for you buddy. Embrace it so you can get through it. Let it sink in, but not literally, or maybe it already has

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I think that getting peed on by an animal at a county fair is one of the entrance requirements for 4-H, so you can now check that one off the list.

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It was a freak occurrence. I hesitate to call it an accident because the pig is probably not incontinent.

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Pin the blame on the donkey.

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hilarious

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Luckyy

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Nobody needs to be at fault. Nobody needs to pay. It's just a thing that happened. You'll still wake up tomorrow.

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- Sure... if I survive whatever plague the pig pee gave me I'll wake up tomorrow.
  
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I would have at least have them show me their badge and complained to their superior

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- I'm not some sort of pig Karen!
  
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I don't think exploiting pigs at a fair can ever be for the benefit of the pigs.

Blame the assholes who exploit pigs for money.

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