Save those balloons for when you're 32. You'll thank me later. I mean, there's literally going to be a helium shortage soon.EDIT: I am well aware that the helium will have leaked out of that mylar, long before that time. That's at least half the joke.
He seems so excited in the left picture. Is that a flashlight in his pants?
Lol omg I can't stop laughing.
Just proving once again that dad dick is real.
Looks like a t-handle Allen wrench.