Facts.
Facts.


Facts.
Other reasons:
A rhyming dwarf convinced that he is the tooth fairy works great as a one time npc.
From two weeks ago.
Because I like to throw situations at players and sit back and watch them fumble the execution and yet always come out on top.
Makes a puzzle a child could solve. You know this because you stole it from a child's puzzle game.
Players can't solve it despite having three "genius" characters.
The Barbarian suggests an alternative of incredible violence
It works
Last night we solved a puzzle by mistaking a key component for a dungeon restroom.
Although I feel undervalued as a performer, I avoid hogging the spotlight. burrito craft
What the fuck is burrito craft
A burrito craftsman is the sandwich artist of Mexican food. Burrito craft is what that person does.
Spam
When I'm DM, I'm always in the spotlight.
/s
This is mostly a joke. But my attention wanders when I'm not involved in the action for too long. I'm more entertained as a DM.