Me: fireball isn't the answer to everything
My son: No?
Me: No. Fireball is the question.
Son: Fireball is the question?
Me: Fireball is the question and the answer is yes
I feel like Pizza Possum would fit in with goblin games

Their ideas are as interesting as they are frightening


I once had a player that wanted a Decanter of Endless Water just to waterboard people 😳
A cannon seems redundant as most vampire lore allows them to fly or transform into something enabling flight. Maybe a cannon is for rapid deployment of vampires? The question then is how do you prevent immolation during firing?
Ugh too true
Yep Ancient Egyptians used crocodile dung among other things.
And now you know
🎶 I am the very model of a scientist Salarian
Best to worst what? Player type? Star Wars character? As long as the player type vibes with the table it's all good. As far as Star Wars characters Hondo and Chopper are two of my favs.
Eventually he goes that route but not till much later we he hooks up with Ventress

"Oh the stories I could tell you, many of them true"



"Fifteen coins, little man, put that shit in my hand"


As I've seen before, there's only 2 best ways to act alongside Muppets:
- Michael Cain method- they are the same as human costars and I will play this as seriously as a car wreck
Or
- Tim Curry method- this is a muppet film and I will act like I myself am a muppet, no silliness is too silly
"Hide behind the mound of dead bards!"
Proficient in "what did the five fingers say to the face? SLAP"
As a native speaker I will use the very specific Baltimore MD accent on certain NPCs
Rolls Insight* 20 "Clearly the pineapple is the slut."
Clearly the "cat" is an Elder Silver Wyrm in disguise
I'll see your Pythagorean Theorem range question and raise you a Feramt's Last Theorem based magic puzzle/lock/trap (laughs in maths)

Happy Turkey Day to those who celebrate, roll initiative


Karlach is the exception.
At some point the bard will get out and then they'll be 🎶 Coming out of my cage and I'm doing just fine... 🎶
I'm sorry, I'll see myself out
"I thought you said your blink dog did not bite!"
"That is not my blink dog"

Fireball, the cause of (and solution to) all adventuring problems at lvl 5+



"My first girlfriend turned into the moon"


The real, true hero of the show

What will you say to the six fingered man when you find him?


Meteor Swarm: Hear Ye, Hear Ye
I'll let you know if I find it, you do the same deal? 👍