You're kidding, but you're not wrong. I worked for Whole Foods pre-Amazon and the number of people who returned eggs or flagged me down upon finding a feather was concerning.
Next you’ll be posting unrefrigerated butter out on the counter!
Blows their cover by using the word "counter" to refer to the kitchen worktop :)
Am American, my fridge is packed with unwashed eggs. You just can't buy them at the store here. Fortunately my pets poop breakfast.
Can we see a picture of your food-pooping pets? I like chickens.
This is 2/3 of our flock, we have a mix of Black Jersey Giants, Sapphire Olive Eggers, Welsummers, Americanas and 1 Brahma.
I second this pet photo tax. I even fixed picture uploads the other day, so no excuse!
They didn't actually say they were chickens...
But they're still in the fridge.
True, old habits and all that.
Serious question: Why don't Americans like unwashed eggs? Was there a breakout of an illness in the past or?
You're kidding, but you're not wrong. I worked for Whole Foods pre-Amazon and the number of people who returned eggs or flagged me down upon finding a feather was concerning.