Maybe we could sleep in / Make you hotdog pancakes / Pretend like it's the weekend now
Maybe we could sleep in / Make you hotdog pancakes / Pretend like it's the weekend now
Lips and assholes, in portable, convenient disc form!
16Hold the lips, please!
4You get extra lips now
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Seriously, though, pan fry your (beef!) bologna in butter until it gets brown and crispy and it'll change your life. Meat candy that punches way above its weight.
6I fuckin guess
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Poor Italians, luckily most of them will never know what this monstrocity is called in the US.
Tbf honest in some other languages it’s called smg like “Parisian”, but the French at least deserve it…
5To be fair, Mortadelle Della Bologna is much the same if you buy the cheapest, nastiest shit you can find
3Fortunately this is not the case, Mortadella has to have "big" chunks of fat in it unlike what you see in the picture.
Said that, I've seen seen some abominations that made me wonder if it was even legal to label it as human food (I'm exaggerating :D)
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parisian gang rise
3In German it's called "Meat-sausage" or Lyoner
2Gelbwurst 🫠
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Unexpected Jack Johnson.
4Glad this reference wasn't lost
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Just whip up a bowl of hotdog batter
4By this logic olive loaf is kinda like pancakes with raisins or chocolate chips
3Those aren't hotdog pancakes. Those are Newfie Steaks. Fry some up today, thick cut, with some mashed potatoes and peas straight from the can.
2May I introduce you to hot dog bread?
1They sure taste different, but neither is good.
1Sometimes a thought should stay in your head
1I've yet to find one that should
2This one is borderline.
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