9 mo. ago • 28%

Who are the most punchable faces?

Someone said Jaden Smith had a punchable face, wgich is true. So who else do you think qualifies? (Only face is to be considered not their actions or who they are)

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- Someone can have a punchable face without having a punchable personality.
  
  IMO, he just looks dumb and kind of confused all the time - I can see why people would say that. Couple it with shit like "how can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real" and you've got a recipe for backpfeifengesicht
  
  Also, After Earth was just a cinematic atrocity, but that's really his dad's fault lol
  
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  What worries me most is that he plays smart, yet he doesn't even know how to properly feed himself. Whenever I see a supposedly smart fat guy, I cringe. Some base intelligence and lots of luck, sure. Smart? Nah. Same with any rich guy or politician who is out of shape or voluntarily sick. Not worth following, lacking a basic sense of reality.
  
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Matt Gaetz

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Nigel Farage, Boris Johnson, Trump, and Alex Ferguson.

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Martin Skrelli

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Pharma Bro. Martin something? Even if I didn't know he was a dogshit human being, he has a punchable face.

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Jordan Peterson, Ben Shapiro, Steven Crowder, pretty much every member of the Knesset and the Israeli Government.

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Trump's is definitely the most deserving to be punched face but, in actuality, it's The Slappable Jerk - a man who has built a brand off his shit eating grin.

https://youtube.com/@theslappablejerk

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Actor Jessie Eisenberg

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Putin

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Seth MacFarlane. I feel pretty neutral towards him (it’s been a while since I found family guy funny, but it’s whatever), but good god does his face look punchable

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Michael Cera

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- Nah.
  
  I legit loved him in Barbie. Not even kidding. Like, the guy has made an entire career out of playing the forgettable Everyman, and he just lampshaded the fuck out of it. Low key hilarious.
  
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My last boss

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That Zuckerburk Muppet, a face you could never get tired of punching 👊🏼

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Jamie Oliver I get that thought anytime I see him on TV.

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Xbox boss Phil Spencer. I don't really have anything against him, certainly nothing that would warrant a punch to the face. …but that face, tho.

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