Ohio: The Candle
Ohio: The Candle
An actual candle sold here.
I notice it’s made n Indiana….
17Indiana you don't have room to talk. And I should know, I live in Indiana.
14Same. The Ohio superiority complex is so funny when in almost every way there is far less going on in Indiana. We’re like the nerdiest kid bullying the second nerdiest kid so no one actually finds out we suck more.
10Indiana: the Crossroads of America.
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Indiana is just western Ohio but more "meh".
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Michigan: The unmistakable scent of pine, accented with car axle grease, decaying roadkill, and just a touch of rust belt despondence!
6Laughs in the largest amusement parks in the world
Cries because it's the only thing keeping us sane
4Although there are zeros at the ends, the middle does say "hi". This may be a misdirection.
3Welcome to Ohio, there ain't much to do.
We got nothin' you want, unless you wanna go to the moon.
1Better than a upside-down candle...
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