What the f..?

This is boomer tier humor. Real "golf good wife bad" garbage lol.

This is a response to boomer humour. That absolutely HILARIOUS /s joke "why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?" used to shame women.
- I'd like to know about this place that gives out milk for free, please
- If your response to a lack of humor is more lack of humor don't be shocked when nobody laughs (again).

Why buy a t-shirt when you can share the meme online for free?

Wow, 80% against. I never knew this data existed. I'd love to see the study.

The study is printed on the back of the shirt
I tried looking it up but only found some vtubers summary, sorry that its a video but they are making some good points actually.
- Good thing I memorized that URL.
- Seems not getting married favors the men in a relationship more than the women. But I'm happy people are discovering what works for them.
It's printed on the inside of the shirt, but good luck with that.
I'm certain it's much higher than 20 years ago but 80% is a huge stretch. The majority of the people I know in their 30s are married.

It's true, but it's also super cringy to print an entire novel on a tshirt

eyes up here please!
Id love a publisher that lets me call a single paragraph a novel.
- Just self publish! ☺️
Is.. this a novel to you?
- To complete the circle of facetious replies:
  Hyperbole: obvious and intentional exaggeration.
- It's bigger than a haiku, that is for sure

See a woman with this shirt

Squint and stare intently at her chest

Put on glasses

Continue staring at her chest

I have dyslexia

As a guy, I don't think I'd consider marrying a woman that even owns that shit, even if she had a great personality and aestheticly pleasing body. My wife would probably be pretty angry if I did.

ETA: The shirt is a bit verbose but a good turnabout on the shitty, sexist boomer humor original.

Oh no! Anyway

That's a lot of text for a fuckin shirt yo

1 minute read.
- Yes, staring at a shirt from an angle that would require you to be moments from motorboating someone (presumably a stranger) for even 30 seconds is a perfectly reasonable thing and not at all creepy.
  It's a bad shirt.
- I mean...1 minute read is a lot for a shirt but also...how the hell did that take you an entire minute? Lol

Yup that’s what happens when morons marry to get laid.

There is more to a relationship then having sex.

“Good thing your chest is flat enough for me to read that whole thing.”

I'll take "completely made up data" for $300, Alex.

Certainly not the only reason, but its really nice to be with someone you've emotionally bonded with sleeping next to you every night, rather than just playing drunk people lottery at the singles bar.
Sex with a person you're in love with is... really good. And you're not going to be in your 20s forever, so you might as well find someone you enjoy being around when you're not naked while you're springing from one mattress to another.
- Even when I was in my slutty phase, enjoying being around a woman while not in the nip was a requirement. Everything is better when you can relate to one another.

Can confirm. Sausage is little.

I don't even know what's the point of that thing

Just another attempt to pit men and women against each other.
- I hope they're all oiled up while being pitted against each other 😋
- Husbands and Wives are natural enemies. Like Englishmen and Scots.
Reproduction.
I know, shocking.

Putting aside the weirdness of human relationships this implies, I can't get over the idea that women are stealing in at the dead of night, killing a whole pig, and they taking like a very small amount of meat to make a sausage. Like you can absolutely milk a cow and it will have more milk, this feels like a completely different level.

This is desperate cringe.

Women talk shit until they need something off the top shelf.

Don't worry they will use a step stool, after all, they know where they put it away.
- No they won't, because the step stool is 3 feet away and I'm 10 feet away. So naturally I'm the better choice.
About every 3rd time I'm in the grocery store, I get asked to reach something for someone.

This shirt needs subway surfers footage in the corner.

This sounds like good news for both parties. I'm happy these people are in agreement!

Free milk and sausage for all!

"And a temper with the tides of the moon..." - Spinal Tap

Meme: For all those men who say “Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?” Here’s an update for you. Nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig, just to get a little sausage…”

People ITT: That’s a crazy amount of text to read, on a shirt? Really, that’s so much. It’s crazy someone would put so much text on a shirt. It’s like a novel, you know? So much text. Also 80%? yeah that can’t be right because women need men! omg women so crazy. Put all this text on a shirt because they think someone’s going to read it. They aren’t going to read it, there’s just so much text! Right guys?! I know.. it’s a lot of text. Crazy someone would read all this text, let alone on a shirt. Like no one is really going to take the time to read all of the text, you know? It’s just .. women crazy you know? Lol. So much text no one gonna read it.. (continues for another 7 pages)

ITT: “Don’t complain about the amount of words on a shirt, which people can only read in passing or by staring at your body, if you can’t write your Internet forum lemmy comment complaint in fewer words, therefore also being shirt-worthy”
- Shirt Too Long
  Many Words Not Funny
- Do you know the difference between reading a shirt and staring at someone’s body? Do you think the person who wears this shirt understands the difference?
  Do you think people who wear shirts with lots of words will get upset if someone reads their shirt with lots of words?
  Do you think the people who wear these shirts use it an example to try to shame people when they try to read the shirt?
  If the message in the meme weren’t on a shirt, would you have made a comment about it? What would that comment be?
  Would any of this be different if the genders were reversed? Why?

Imagine writing all of that on a shirt lmao

This is “woman who’s gone through two divorces, three times as many plastic surgeries, and no longer works” energy
- I think its a photoshopped edit of a stock photo.

I feel like this could be two lines instead of a paragraph.

"HEY MALES YOU KNOW THAT THING YOU HAVE WELL WE ALSO HAVE A THING JUST LIKE IT BUT COOLER."

"Cool I love it, thanks."

"You're supposed to hate it!"

"Oh, uh, I voted for Obama, so..."

5 bucks she screams and accuses anyone trying to read this of staring at her tits/being sexist/etc

$10 says you’re a misogynist
- $20 say this whole comment section gonna be lit
- Uh huh.
  so when am I gonna get my 10 bucks from your lost bet?
  edit Actually better still, I dont need it. Go buy socks and donate them to your local homeless shelter with the 10 bucks. Be useful to society for once.
That is a nice made up argument blaming women.
Did Tate tell you that?
- You sound awfully familiar with what he says, for wanting to accuse others.
  So why are you so intimately familiar with his sayings?

Lol. She doesn't know what she said beyond "haha smol peepee."

I thought that meant the frequency not the size.
But it's ok bro, girls like them in all sizes. You'll get it one day.
- 20% apparently
It’s comments like this that speak to the 80% figure being accurate.