Yes, I use Vim

now tell me, is it still open or did you learn black magic to close it?

And, let me guess, you don't intend to quit

How the hell are you supposed to exit that?

The legend say he has been washing the dishes to this day.

I had a case recently when on a new install, my default editor was set to nano, and i ended up typing :q into it. I guess that's what people meant when they say you don't quit vim.

THE POWER OF LEMONS

I didn’t know you could get Vim! outside of Maine…

you shouldn't use vim in the dark, it's bad for your eyes

How do I exist VIM?

So you managed to get out? How??