Remember my sex with a condor post yesterday? This is why you don't break a condor's heart.
Remember my sex with a condor post yesterday? This is why you don't break a condor's heart.
I'd be honored to have my deck destroyed by 20 condors
38ReplySeriously, nothing on my (hypothetical) deck is as cool as a bunch of massive rare birds hanging out.
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Fuck You in particular
30Replywhen an entire critically endangered species decides to fuck you over instead of fucking eachother
26ReplyI assume the only reason so many of them would gather in one place and time would be precisely to fuck each other.
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And this is why you never hook up with a condor in the first place
17ReplyNever put your dick in condor?
12ReplyOne does not simply dick into condor.
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U dun fuk'd up
12ReplyWoke Californians. Stand your ground.
10ReplyOh Cinda, what did you do to those Condors?
#CondorGangDidNothingWrong
10Replyprobably built the deck on top of their childhood nest.
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3ReplyThat man fucks.
Condors.
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The Condor Files S01EP2.
4Reply!fuckyouinparticular
2ReplyDon't they have castle doctrine in California
2ReplyCondors excepted.
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