Bigly if true

As in: "Every five seconds, a woman gives birth to a child in China. We have to find that woman and stop her!"

Kids in Africa could’ve eaten those minutes

Osvaldo12 is the 🐐

I'll require proof before I believe something as ridiculous as that.

This is all of these pesky Europeans fault!

Mind = blown

Next you're gonna tell me the earth is'nt flat.

Only near the equator, lower down it's still a minute but it's like backwards or counter-clockwise or summink.