I am undecided on the guitar picks since I play the trombone.

It's like Papa Johns, but from India

Imbiamba jombes

Or 7 days before the 'best before' date expires

Bazinga

Isn't there an India Johns edition of Clue?

Dog Gambit, I knew I forgot something.

A bootable Linux USB is legit a nice thing to have in your bag - it being Hannah Montana is just the icing on the cake. I've got one in my handbag (not HM though). No GNU license card but does creative commons count?

...it's more of a conversation starter than an actually useful thing but, y'know. Hannah Montana Linux. Useful for pranks if anything

Unless you’re from Sheffield then it’s Henderson’s.

Oh, I just use Colorado, you know?

Why do people like you feel the need to jump in with these kinds of unnecessary parasitic comments? Totally asanine bullshit. You should grow up and realise that, in this day and age, there is literally no excuse for a modem that doesn't support V92 to be in any handbag.

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That's totally a Hitman reference.

Dodoco goes on the bag, not in it silly

Heretic

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