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  • I wouldn't call them neopronouns, they're more like archeopronouns.

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    Switchblade 600 loitering munition hits a Russian Tor air defense system.
  • Tor is a TLAR system - meaning transport, launcher and radar all in one vehicle. Can be networked with other command vehicles and launchers but works as it is.

    It's deceiving because you can't spot missiles or launch tubes, but Tor has vertically launching missiles contained in the turret – somewhat unusual in a land vehicle without an erector (Don't!).

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    ich🧽🧼🍽iel
  • Brudy. Für all das erhältst du regelmäßige Gegenleistungen bzw. decken die laufende Kosten für den Betrieb eines Service an dich.

    Musik, Filme, Verwaltung, ggf. Auszahlung, Straßen, Schulen, Internet, Internet, Katzenfutter, Lebensmittel, Kinder die Eigenverantwortung lernen.

    Wenn ich ne Waschmaschine kaufe, habe ich die Waschmaschine. Für ein Abo über ein Waschprogramm erhalte ich etwas, das einmalige Kosten verursacht bei der Herstellung. Im Gegenzug darf ich noch mehr für meine Waschmaschine bezahlen, damit die im Internet regelmäßig ihre Lizenzen prüfen kann.

    Abos sind ein weiteres Mittel der Arbeiterklasse noch den letzten Cent aus dem Leib zu pressen. Alle wollen regelmäßigen Cashflow, auch wenn sie nur waren verkaufen.

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    Orc comparisons
  • They do speak English, though. Cockney English to be precise. And they call Space Marines "Beakies".

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    Orc comparisons
  • What's a Spice Mareen?

    Beakies. They're called beakies.

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    ich🕹iel
  • Wir haben mit Ende zwanzig nochmal eine zusammen getrommelt. Jugendzentrum und switches gemietet (die Hälfte der Leute musste auch erstmal PCs mieten). Eigentlich nur Klassiker gespielt, COD1&2&MW, WC3, AvP, AoE2. Eine Nacht durchgehalten hat keiner. War spaßig, aber man jagt definitiv ein Gefühl, welches man so nicht wieder bekommen kann.

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    a tough choice for the top percent
  • I feel where you're coming from, but I still wish she'd chose her living kids over a almost certain death.

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    a tough choice for the top percent
  • There's currently a pro-life Christian influencer very publicly carrying her C-section ectopic pregnancy to term. A especially dangerous variant of the already stupid dangerous ectopic pregnancies. The embryo has literally nested in the scar tissue of her C-section. The risk of death is like 90% or something, but "she found Facebook groups with other survivors."

    She will leave behind seven other children.

    Edit: Link to Twitter

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    Ukraine calls on North Korean soldiers to surrender, promising safety
  • I think SK intelligence already reported that NK is rounding up families of deployed soldiers. They said it was to keep potential losses from spreading, but it might as well be a security against defection.

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    Please god... after the last couple of releases I need this. WE need this...
  • I gonna get a second monitor, second keyboard, second mouse and dual wield those elder scrolls.

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    People of Lemmy, what games have you been playing lately?
  • On paper D&D 5e and Pathfinder 2e.

    On PC Darktide, Ready Or Not and Satisfactory.

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    ich_iel
  • Halbe Stunde lang den Hebel der Softeismaschine bis Anschlag runter.

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    is violence considered a cultural export?
  • "This circus better be enough to calm your woes, peasants, otherwise we have 40 metric tons of high explosive on stand by."

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    Ukraine graphics is crazy
  • He fought in Kurdistan multiple times and is now in Ukraine again.

    You fought putting your socks on right.

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  • Hey gang.

    I'm running a campaign where the players are looking for eight magical items, once owned by eight powerful mages representing the eight schools of magic.

    Right now – through the power of Plot™ – they're looking for those items for an influential but shadowy collector. They're supposed to deliver the first batch of three items together. When that happens they'll find out that they were inadvertently helping a criminal collector. A representative of a historical society will tell them that these artifacts belong in a museum.

    And here's my problem: I want them to have these magical items, which of course have cool powers. And I don't know how to do that.

    My plan right now is, that the museum isn't interested in the actual powers, they just want to display the items for their historical relevance. So they'll magically pull these items apart into two identical ones, where one retains the power and the other the history of the item (scratches/wear and tear).

    I am not completely satisfied with that idea, because it seems far-fetched and I'd like to hear your ideas, if you have any, on how to resolve this.

    Thank you and a thousand dm'ly kisses to you all.

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    Rule of Google: if it works, kill it.

    I know, I know, using Google apps isn't the best, but this was a perfectly good Podcast app with all the features you might want.

    Apparently they're moving everything over to YouTube Music, where a lot of the features of Google Podcasts aren't implemented yet.

    I've moved over to an app from F-Droid.

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    Mine was a Wild Magic Sorcerer that vehemently believed he was a regular city guardsman and explained every bit of magic he produced away as pure happenstance.

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    I need help/input/inspiration with a campaign I am planning. Without going into too much detail, in the world I've built there used to be a historically important and very powerful council of 7 mages (3 elves, a human, a gnome, an orc and a dwarf). They've each left behind a magical artifact of some kind. My group (druid, rogue, cleric and swashbuckler) is eventually going to hunt down all these artifacts.

    I am struggling to find artifacts that would fit. They either feel too mundane or are way too powerful. I want these artifacts to be useful and powerful, for the time they get them. Of course, they're not going to get them all at once. So these things should be spaced out to be useful from about player level 3 to 12.

    We're playing Pathfinder 2e, but I can easily adapt DnD items as well. If you have homebrew, I'll take that as well. If you have general input for these items or that plotline, that's great as well.

    Thank you all in advance.

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