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But oatmeal has fiber and I thought people liked fiber in their internet.
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(Originally published earlier today on mastodon.social)
Oatmeal raisin is better than chocolate chip don’t fucking come at me you’ll lose
26ReplyI WILL fight you for saying that.
Raisins are for psychopaths.
5ReplyYeah? And you think you got the chutzpah to go toe to toe with a psycho? Lemme set down my GORP, let’s go, buddy.
4ReplyRaisins are yummy, but not in cookies. It’s the mismatch of textures I can’t stand.
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I recently had chocolate chip cookies that had oatmeal, cinnamon and a bit of salt on top.
Best cookies I’ve ever had!
5ReplyThat’s how i bake my edibles!
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If you don’t like oatmeal raisin coochie, whoever made them is a shitty baker.
4ReplyMy hero!
2ReplyRanger oatmeal cookies are the best oatmeal cookies. Let’s fight.
2ReplyRight, get your shirt off, let’s do this.
But first tell me what a ranger oatmeal cookie is.
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oatmeal raisins is perfect, thanks! #teamoatmeal
9Replycontroversial opinion: oatmeal raisin cookies ain't bad
7Replythe best kind of cookie, don't @ me.
7ReplyEspecially when you let the dough rest overnight in the fridge first to enhance those caramel/toffee flavors.
Fuck yeah, oatmeal raisin cookies
5ReplyLots to be said about resting your cookie fough, I read Somewhere that your cchips will be better after 72hrs.
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This is the proper response to oatmeal raisin cookies.
6ReplyWhy would you refuse the best of all cookies?
6ReplyIt’s best for tourture and insane people.
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Can I get the oatmeal without the raisins? I like the cookie part.
4ReplyI like the raisins 🥺
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oatmeal raisin cookies are great fuck you
4ReplyYou're right, I could totally set my session cookie name to be oatmeal-rasin.
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