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J. L. Westover @mastodon.social

1y ago

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But oatmeal has fiber and I thought people liked fiber in their internet.
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(Originally published earlier today on mastodon.social)

24 comments

- I WILL fight you for saying that.
  Raisins are for psychopaths.
  
  Raisins are yummy, but not in cookies. It’s the mismatch of textures I can’t stand.
- I recently had chocolate chip cookies that had oatmeal, cinnamon and a bit of salt on top.
  Best cookies I’ve ever had!
  
  That’s how i bake my edibles!
- If you don’t like oatmeal raisin coochie, whoever made them is a shitty baker.
- My hero!
- Ranger oatmeal cookies are the best oatmeal cookies. Let’s fight.
oatmeal raisins is perfect, thanks! #teamoatmeal
controversial opinion: oatmeal raisin cookies ain't bad
the best kind of cookie, don't @ me.
- Lots to be said about resting your cookie fough, I read Somewhere that your cchips will be better after 72hrs.
This is the proper response to oatmeal raisin cookies.
- Why would you refuse the best of all cookies?
  
  It’s best for tourture and insane people.
oatmeal raisin cookies are great fuck you
Can I get the oatmeal without the raisins? I like the cookie part.
- I like the raisins 🥺
You're right, I could totally set my session cookie name to be oatmeal-rasin.

24 comments