Smack the Stork
Smack the Stork
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It's not that she doesn't want kids - she's just trying to avoid the big bill.
27ReplyI was about to call you out for confusing bill with beak but after some research it tuurns out they are actual synonyms
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The stork delivers the regular babies, but the big babies are delivered by crane.
25ReplySounds like a euphemism.
Mmmmm yeah I was up all night smacking the stork
14ReplyThat's a strange way of saying you're on birth control lol
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Fuck off damn bird! I'm not ready for the responsibility.
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