It’s so adorable how he’s trying so hard to look tough, but manages to look like the scared little rodent he is.
59Anger is all he knows. He weilds his emotions with the skill of a feral dog.
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Ok so I am not buying the tough guy act he is desperately trying to portray in the photo. Dude is a walking ice cream sandwich in a suit.
52I didn't even realise he is trying to look tough. He looks anxious.
24Red eyes and make-up wiped off his nose like he’s been crying, and a sulky expression..
Not at all tough. More like a young child who had a temper tantrum and is pouting.
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I don't doubt that he is belligerent, I don't doubt that he is capable of murder. He is a rapist. If "dangerous" is considered tough, then I buy it. But tough is not the same as strong. There is no strength without empathy.
15Dangerous is not the same as tough. When toughness is necessary, then weakness is the dangerous trait.
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I'm not sure that's what he's going for. He just looks unhappy to me, which seems very plausible. If he had half a brain, he'd do a Bill Gates and put on a careless smile in his mugshot.
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I thought you were required to wash off makeup before a mugshot?
27I think the orange has just leeched in permanently
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Does anyone know why he used a bail bond company? Seems weird. Does he really not have the $200,000?
25The first thing you learn when you start gaining money is that it's always best to tie up someone else's money. Most people learn this first with credit cards.
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21@MadMenace @Egg_In_Question He might not be liquid. Or he might just be broke. Or he's just a cheap bastard. Any or all of the above.
16What? What are you talking about? That's not how bail works. He doesn't need 200k.
The amount of your bail is the amount you owe if you don't appear in court, not the amount of the deposit, i.e. the amount of cash you need on hand. That's 10% of the total. If you have a 200k bail amount, you need 20 grand on hand, not 200 grand.
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Someone on Mastodon pointed out how he looks like Vigo the Carpathian in his mug shot, and I can’t stop laughing.
20Now is the Season of Evil.
2I need to see this edit.
2Reminds me of Rufus Scrimjore or however you spell the minister from Harry Potter.
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Is this real? I haven't kept up with the news but if so this is fucking great.
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This pose was specifically intended for tee shirts, banners, and protests. There's going to be a lot of money made off this picture.
16Alright, so I can refer to ex-president Trump as Inmate #P01135809 for the duration of the trial.
Well I hope Inmate #P01135809 gets a fair trial and the justice he deserves.
15Ah yes, the Kubrick Stare. A staple of the villainously deranged.
15Oompa loompa doopity doo
13Beat me to it :). His weight and height should be out soon if anyone wants to make bets.
136'3" 215lbs was reported. I don't believe that for a second.
22Oh that's such BS. They let him self report.
10Patrick Mahomes, the starting quarterback for the Kansas City Chiefs, is 6'2 at 225lbs. No way in hell is Far Donnie an inch taller and 10lbs lighter than any active NFL quarterback in history.
2Well his hands are pretty small...
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This photo has become its own Rorschach test
12Seriously, could they not get a shorter cameraman, or lower the tripod? A lot of these pics are taken at this angle.
The twat is posing. Why was he not made to stand straight and not pull a face like he's on a wannabe supervillan dating site?
11Looks like he's been crying.
10Giving off some serious 1930’s mob boss vibes with this one.
10It looks like an image generated by stable diffusion.
9Apparently there were several unsuccessful attempts .
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6Let's reflect that this turd inherited 400 million dollars, and he couldn't find happiness. Just misery.
2He's absolutely serving
1Time?
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How does he get that back hair to loop to the front? That's ingenious.
1It's that really trump? He doesn't look like https://cdn.britannica.com/31/149831-004-E1DF5942/Donald-J-Trump-2010.jpg
1Yes, it's really Trump, and yes, he does look like himself.
8Nope, the Nazis actually replaced him with an evil genetically engineered clone back in 2014. The REAL Trump is going to return in 2033 backed by an army of angels who will come bearing gifts of clean coal and frozen peaches.
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