Donald, the booking is in 2 hours, and you haven't eaten in a fortnight!

Strawberry hair color cracks me up. Because, you know, all the forms use that as a color choice...

His hair is green on top of his red face? Wtf is strawberry color lol

There's no fucking way that orange shitstain is only 215. I'm 230 (Homer's original weight!) and that fat fuck is much bigger around than me. I bet he wears a 48 waist and it fits, maybe even bit on the tight side. Fat orange bitch.