1 yr. ago • 98%

Living his best life

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The way his hat fell off makes this look like a medical emergency.

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- Its wholesome until one day you think "Hmmm thats a long nap..."
  
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  gampy has been down a while
  
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- I'd call 911 so fast if I saw this lmfao
  
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So how would you know from a distance of they were just napping or having a heat stroke?

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- Depending on what sort of post you want to make to Twitter
  
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- Probably if he's laying over a row of crops instead of deliberately orienting himself
  
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  I think he’s laying over a row of crops in the photo.
  
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- Snoring
  
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My dad told me a story once.

When he was young (1950's), he and his dad were spraying a field in the Mississippi Delta. He decided to get off the tractor to walk around and try to catch some toads. He eventually got tired and found some flowers, picked them and laid down to take a nap holding the flowers over his belly. At the end of the day his dad started looking for him. After a while his dad found him, laying in the field with flowers over his belly. He thought he was dead.

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- The mole people had a funeral for him?
  
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- Straight out of Tom Sawyer lmao
  
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  This guy's dad was Mark Twain's inspiration!
  
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Why does she write like that

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- Her grandfather sleeps in a fucking field despite likely owning a bed.
  
  I’m pretty sure there is a connection.
  
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- Yup, I've never seen that abbreviation
  
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That's how you get an asymmetrical sunburn.

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- That's why you lay on the other side the next day
  
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Why did they walk to the middle of the field? Are they checking the onions?

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- He wants to be one with the onions. One-ions?
  
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What is a GPA?

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- Grade Point Average. Mine was a 3.9 in high school and a 4.0 in college. I'm so much smarter than most people on this site. 😎
  
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  Thank you! There was a time when I knew this, but I forgot.
  
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- Giant Person Avatar
  
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  Thank you! Finally, I get the real answer.
  
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- Grandpa
  
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  I graduated high school in 2003. That initialism has fallen out of my vocabulary.
  
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Out ~~standing~~ in his field.

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- You might say he's... an outlier. (Puts on sunglasses)
  
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Maybe I don't understand onion farming, but don't you dig them up, rather than cutting the green part and letting the rest go brown?

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- I think you let the tops brown so the onions can dry out a little before you dig them up, but I'm no onionologist.
  
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  This guy maybe onions.
  
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Up at 4, napping by 10

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