Praise be the rule

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God literally watches all his children have sex, stay away from him, dude's a major creep.

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- Who do you think the cuck chair is for?
  
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  What the fuck is a cuck chair? Do I even want to know?
  
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Source of the bottom panel?

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- The Bible.
  
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Shlonkin the Lord silly

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- You call the Lord 'Father'; I call him 'Daddy'.
  
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  I swear I'm a good girl...
  
  For this reason I bow my knees before the Father Ephesians 3:14
  
  Lot's of fun yet to be had taking other passages out of context.
  
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  Forgive me daddy 🙏 I've been a naughty girl 🥺
  
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As they say in the Bible Belt, if you see a good Christian girl on her knees, chances are she ain’t praying.

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- Worshipping something more important than the Lord(not a high bar tbf)
  
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  Or at least something that actually exists
  
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It's like he's the rizzler and I'm sticking out all my dedication and worship.

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"C'est a genou que l'on aspire le mieux au bonheur"

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- "aspire"
  
  Ils savaient.
  
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Nah mate, for his is the power the kingdom and glory. Forever and ever.

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May you add a nsfw tag pls

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- Done
  
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