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Alsjemenou @lemy.nl

5 mo. ago • 100%

Measure rule

28 comments

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- I'm outraged! That lumber supplier clearly plagiarized the title of my self-published autobiography!
  
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  Just one up them and everything will be solved!
  
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- Okay you need to calm down
  
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This is absurd. King Henry I didn’t paint his toenails.

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- I appreciate a good historical joke.
  
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  Me too but I lack knowledge in history. Care to explain it to me?
  
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Measure me mommy.

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- Sure! I'll need to wear the right shoes to make sure each step equals a foot though.
  
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The one that's going to slowly escalate towards incredible pleasure is clearly superior.

spoiler

There's very little as satisfying as slipping into a newly tailored suit and looking amazing. Plus it's nice to be cared for by an attentive professional like a tailor perfecting your clothing. No kink-shaming here, but I'll pass on getting stepped on.

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- honestly, the guy's ribs look like theyre gonna break
  
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Wtf, don’t make Americans look good!

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Why am I aroused?

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- probably because you have a foot fetish
  
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feet fetish revolution /j

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Lil bro just posted foot porn

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America 1 - Europe 0

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And Brits weigh things in stone

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I AM NOT HEARING ANYONE OUT

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