Missing the boat [beetlemoses]
Missing the boat [beetlemoses]
94ReplyOnly thing that had come to mind when I saw it was how many times it had been done to death, already.
24ReplyHonestly, I want more versions of this joke. Put them in a book or something. Like that aristocrats movie.
24ReplyI went to see a sketch show last night that did a (horse walks into a bar) "why the long face" "my wife left me" joke with no additional context or writing
Bizarre you'd not google your joke to see if it'd been done before
1ReplyThere was a folk song I remember when I was younger about the unicorns. Found a recording.
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What the fuck is going on with their asses? Now I really feel we're missing out on something great...
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33ReplyYeah I bet they taste great...
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The animals, the animals, what did you think I meant!? :-P
9ReplyHello, FBI? Yes this comment right here.
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#fuckableasses
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There's an Italian nursery rhyme about this being the reason there are no more unicorns, dunno if it's known elsewhere too.
15ReplyThere’s a song by the Irish Rovers about this.
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Are these things supposed to be anything in particular or just random weird creatures?
9ReplyRandom animal that doesn't exist (because they died due to not getting on the Ark)
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They have wings?
7ReplyOn Noach posts i do like the funny : ' Damn Noach why did you take those musketos with you?'
4ReplyStraights, are you ok?
-13Reply? What does this have to do with sexual identity?
17ReplyA woman's name was used, so problems must be found. If we can't find one, we'll create one. Idk, it's rule 36 and 37 I think.
7ReplyDue to the blame being on a "Jessica", it could be seen as a "woman bad" joke, which is a favourite of certain straight men. It's basically a variant of the classic "women take too long to get ready" trope.
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