Chess Grandmaster Hans Niemann did not cheat at chess with a vibrator up his ass in order to be called "that one guy". Use Hans Niemann's name with respect.
I'm loving this new interactive element! The green shells feel great when they hit and the red shells are a real rush of excitement!
I did get a hernia when a blue shell hit me the other day, but against doctors advice I'm strapping back in and just going to try to stay middle of the pack.
Never orgasmed this hard from a Mario title, so pretty excited to see where Nintendo will explore my body next!