'Irate male' assaulted Newfoundland officers with block of cheese, police say
Police in Newfoundland say patrol officers were assaulted Thursday by a "very irate male" wielding a block of cheese.
...The RNC did not say if the officers were injured or what kind of cheese was used.
Let's hope it wasn't a sharp cheddar.
I am assuming that a soft cheese assault is less jail time than a hard cheese assault.
Also depends on if there's 'mens briea'
this is what happens when you dont arm your police force with the latest cheeses
String cheese incident...
Very gouda
He should stop drop roll
Was is a Brie larsony
I hope he made a Gouda escape
He beat them black and Bleu
Cheesy
Dude threw a string cheese packet in their general direction. This was their report.
Clearly his target was a mythological Irish princess
Clearly he was just trying to pay the cheese tax.
Well the facts are the facts
Is his name Charlie Kelly?
