'Irate male' assaulted Newfoundland officers with block of cheese, police say
'Irate male' assaulted Newfoundland officers with block of cheese, police say
Police in Newfoundland say patrol officers were assaulted Thursday by a "very irate male" wielding a block of cheese.
...The RNC did not say if the officers were injured or what kind of cheese was used.
Let's hope it wasn't a sharp cheddar.
27I am assuming that a soft cheese assault is less jail time than a hard cheese assault.
16Also depends on if there's 'mens briea'
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this is what happens when you dont arm your police force with the latest cheeses
12String cheese incident...
10Very gouda
4He should stop drop roll
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9Was is a Brie larsony
I hope he made a Gouda escape
He beat them black and Bleu
9Cheesy
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Dude threw a string cheese packet in their general direction. This was their report.
7Clearly his target was a mythological Irish princess
4Clearly he was just trying to pay the cheese tax.
3Well the facts are the facts
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Is his name Charlie Kelly?
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