Omg I fucking hate food blogs. Nobody wants an essay on the history of lentils followed by a 5-page story about the first time the author tried coriander!
Just give me a bullet point list you assholes! I don’t care if you get more ad money if I have to scroll for 30 seconds.
When we had the Black Summer bushfires of 2019-20 in Australia we were recommended to stock up on P2 (local equivalent to N95) masks for the smoke, and we never expected we'd end up using them for a completely different reason only a few months later