1 yr. ago • 97%

Damn.. I’m kinda

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Get rid of plastic straws! Save the environment!

Excuse me while me and my 27 friends l take separate jets to Europe for the weekend.

The banks are too big to fail! Gotta go e them money because they ran outta money because they were bad with money. Also, that overdraft fee that was actually a clerical error that was hard coded into our platform will cost you $250 because it's the 5th one this year.

something something trans people, cat food school, bathrooms, pedophilia. Idk some more buzzwords. Just don't look at me and my 27 friends while we all fly out separate jets back home before doing it all again.

And if you do look... ooga booga the gays!

Yeah, I hate this timeline.

Edit: fun fact! Clinton, Bush Jr, Trump, and Biden were all in high school at the same time.

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- Another fun fact. JFK was born only 7 years before Bush Sr. 7 US presidents in a row all born around the same time.
  
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  I mean, one of those is not like the others. I'll give you a hint...
  
  It's JFK. JFK is not like the others.
  
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- Another woke commenter /s
  
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let me out of here

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- They don’t want the rats escaping the maze.
  
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- If you find a way out, take me with you.
  
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  hands you the bleach
  
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- Congrats, you are now homeless :)
  
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- You can! But you will pay takes after you left. Double the taxes for people who leave :/
  
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Got bitched at by my new boss for taking my legally mandated break today. Gotta love it.

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- What was their justification?
  
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  I would bet he was angry that this guy didn't work off the clock during a 'surge' to support his chronically understaffed 'team'.
  
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Welcome to Capitalism! 🙃🙃

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You know what the worst part is. We, The people let them do this to us.

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- And a not insignificant amount of people beg for it. Which one is worse honestly?
  
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- I think it's inevitable. Whenever human invents a good thing, another human finds a way to circumvent that good thing into bad thing that profits them.
  
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- Okay a genuine question, what is the method to not let them do this to us? The legitimate only way I can think of is completely disconnecting from society, but this is near impossible because it's near impossible to find a place you can become self-sustainable, and it also takes a lot to even accrue the wealth to have the means to become self-sustainable, which means beimg a part of this society.
  
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I honestly don't find a solution to this corrupt world we live in. I hope someone legalizes suicide booths.

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- It’s sad this even has to be joked about, but knowing the rich they’ll share any immortality treatments, but only for the twisted reason to ensure there’s no escape.
  
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- Not soon enough.
  
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