5 mo. ago • 97%

Protons

38 comments

I’ve never seen this variation and I like it a lot.

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@fossilesque id just swap the vim commands :xq and :q! and watch the world burn

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- :q! Is the only vim command I know pls don't do this to me. :,)
  
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  I think there's a punk rock song called she bangs or something like that...
  
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- fun unsolicited vim fact: just :x works as save and quit
  
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  Not to be confused with :X, which is to encrypt the file.
  
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unrelated but did you just dump 15+ memes at once or is it wonky federation issues

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- It's federation. I get dumps of reports from different servers hours after I remove them. I tend to post them over a span of an hour or so. Remember we are tiny, trying to weave us a bit more.
  
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Wanda just knows that Timmy is a complete idiot and would find a way to threaten the survival of humanity with any wish.

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Have him wish for a change in the duration of a second, and watch as the metric system falls apart.

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Then watch all protons suddenly burp out a couple of leptons and a photon, instantly decay into some other lower mass thingy.

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- As long as protons are the lowest mass baryon, there is nothing for them to decay to (barring violation of baryon number conservation).
  
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  But surely with a higher mass, they'll be - to quote C3PO here - not entirely stable, with a new lower mass and that particle having another name.
  
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And then Cosmos wand goes limp and farts, because that’s against Da Rules

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I wish everyone was addicted to crack

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- That counts as mind control, which is against da rulez
  
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  I wish crack was legal and was contained in every type of potato and rice
  
  You just need to work around da rulez
  
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  Technically not. There are habits, which are mental, and then there are chemical addictions.
  
  Regardless, you could simply wish for crack to magically appear in everyone's blood stream in a constant pace for the next week, then turn it off suddenly, and watch everyone (except the crackheads with a stash) go through hell together.
  
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- Wanda, I wish I had an extra inch
  
  noo timmy, you're still a child, why are you already so concerned with how others perceive you??!
  
  Cosmo, I want a flashlight so bright I can see inside a black hole.
  
  LOL here you go. Want me to teleport you to the event horizon for testing?
  
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I don't feel very positive about this idea.

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@fossilesque looks like federation is broken, so I can't directly reply to your comment, but :xq is save and quit, :q! is quit without saving.

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- I :q! then nano lmao
  
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- ZZ rules!
  
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at risks

We need better AI to write this stuff.

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- so now someone that's (probably) not a native English speaker making a writing mistake is AI to you?
  
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  Non native speakers usually write better than native speakers.
  
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Inaccurate format, mischaracterizes Cosmo and Wanda.

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- Maybe, but I deciped OP as the chad and you as the soy in my mind so your argument is invalid
  
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- It's a pretty on point parody of their characters. Wanda being the responsible voice of reason. Cosmo being the fun one.
  
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  Specifically that characterization is what I see as inaccurate. Wanda was wacky and irresponsible, too. Cosmo was just more of a ditz about it.
  
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- YOU MEAN TO SAY THIS IS NOT CANON???!
  
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