Alex Jones says Infowars could be shut down within hours

Couldn't happen to a better person. I wouldn't be surprised if he was lying to drum up donations though.

This made the rounds yesterday, but the only source was Jones himself, and nothing appears to have happened. So, yeah, probably just drumming up cash from the rubes.

1. It's clearly fake crying

2. It's probably just a donation push.

It could be happening, but when the only source of something is Alex Jones, there's not a reputable source for it

I heard it's because they have a child sex ring they're running out of the basement there.

Realistically they are losing the lease on the building they rent and some mediocre recording equipment, maybe some dumb neon signs. He could run his shitty podcast from his bedroom if he wanted to. He's whining like they are forcing him into silence, but this won't even cover the teeniest fraction of what he owes the people whose lives he tried to destroy. Fuck him. Way harder.

It's worth noting that almost every episode he broadcasts contains "emergency broadcast". And he's made claims that he's about to be arrested/assassinated/disappeared/shut down for well over 20 years at this point.

Looking forward to the next ep of KnowledgeFight, though.

EDIT: Sweet, new ep or KF is out!

EDIT 2: Hoboy, this is a wild one. Even those who normally don't listen to Knowledge Fight should check this one out (episode #930).

Don't threaten me with a good time.

For anyone confused about the MAGA-ese: Failure to make payments under Bankruptcy and repo man coming for what's due = federal government repressing muh rights

It's embarrassing how, if you say the magic words, the MAGA brain shuts down and just becomes compliant with anything.

Yet another victim of the liberal conspiracy called "consequences."

He's been saying variations of this shit for years. If you listen to the Knowledge Fight podcast there is scarcely a week when he hasn't invoked some schtick about how this could be the last broadcast.

Of course, if this dumpster fire has genuinely stopped paying the bills and the creditors are changing the locks then boo hoo for Jones. I'm sure he'll weave it as a conspiracy but this asshole has had it coming and then some.

"They want us shut down because in bankruptcy and what was happening we have a path with the judge to continue on for years, and the judge has signaled that. So, different groups involved in the bankruptcy that will be exposed soon have literally made a move to shut this place down and end my show," he added.

I know that when I'm desperate and worried that something terrible is imminent, I like to hold back a big surprise as a teaser. It helps with ratings. Even though I'm not on tv. The point is, ya gotta juice the moment.

"I've been targeted for abuse. I was duped by someone. Federal files in secret have claimed that I'm committing crimes. This was untrue, of course[...]This may be my final performance."

Bar bar bar, blub blurb… Cry for me, Alex. Let me drink your sweet tears.

Jones received the immediate support of MAGA Republican Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene of Georgia, who posted a photo with Jones on X writing: "I stand with Alex Jones."

Oh, Margie. You're such a handful. Tell ya what. Put mirrors on the roof of Allie's studio to protect it from the Jewy Space Lasers and everything will be ok.

I'm starting a GoFuckMe for ole' Alex and Margie to buy some mirrors. Dig deep everyone. We gotta save this bastion of truth and freedumb.

He described it as an “emergency broadcast”. Translation - send money morons, lots of it

Oh no! Anyway...

"There's a 50 percent chance this is happening right now."

So zero percent then... got it...

Some good news to start off the week!

Shut up and pay up.

Insert oh no! Anyway meme

Jones said that he spotted "guards looking at me weird" at the entrance of the Infowars building

How does that make any sense? Why would his guards know anything he didn’t?

God don't edge me like that

any evidence

Really? Asking Alex Jones for .. evidence, of something, anything? You're kidding, right?

As much as I want it to be true, I don't believe a word out of Alex Jones' mouth, even if it's good news.

He's been "foreseeing" this for a year now at least. He can't keep his stupid little show going because no one is buying his tactical toilets or whatever and he's gonna blame it on the same old boogey man.

Good.

Guys, Alex Jones has stated in a legal disposition that he has experienced psychosis when feeling mental distress.

"And I, myself, have almost had like a form of psychosis back in the past where I basically thought everything was staged, even though I'm now learning a lot of times things aren't staged," Jones said

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/alex-jones-deposition-infowars-host-says-he-had-form-of-psychosis-when-spreading-sandy-hook-conspiracies/

I've got nothing against people that experience mental health issues and believe that they can make outstanding contributions to society, but maybe we should really consider the nature of their issues. Perhaps, we shouldn't give much validity to a person with a history of psychosis professing conspiracy theories, just like we shouldn't give much validity to a person with social anxiety advocating for the end of social gatherings. Maybe we could focus on their strengths rather than exacerbate and promote their difficulties and related unhealthy accommodations.

Sounds like a Crisis Actor.

Dan and Jordan??!?!?

Oh no... but anyways. Anyone got anything interesting happening this week?

God how I hope it's true. I hope they take his cars, they take his home, literally everything this man owns. He deserves it. He knew exactly what the fuck he was doing, and now the feds have come to collect. He had plenty of chances, hundreds of chances to prevent this.

Good riddance...

Should add the word 'allegedly' everywhere. After seeing Trump's alleged campaign haul after conviction it'd probably be hard for this clown not to try to pull his follower's strings for a quick buck

The Sinatra estate probably doesn't approve of this.

If he says that, it's not true. Easy 100% probability with Alex.

Imagine if this was all a lie for him to sunset Infowars and return in another format/show/angle

He has made this claim in the past. It’s just another grift.

Closing that racist, disinformation and propaganda system down would make the world a better place. He really should have gotten a long prison sentence

Cry me a river

I was watching the freak outs on Twitter last night and being like, if the 'feds' were really coming to shut you down, you'd be off the air already or we'd see it go down. He probably got a letter or something saying it's a possibility and everything else was over exaggerated and in his head.

How do people fall for this guy's lies? He's not even good at it...

That’s what happens when you don’t pay your bills.

Should have been shut down years ago.

Can't wait for the next for next episode of Knowledge Fight to cover this!

*should

Clock's ticking, dude.
Is it shut down yet?

Ain't that a crying shame.

I could have sworn this was shut down already with the last verdict he had.

And?

There is no way anybody would shut him down as long as he's not violating the conditions imposed by the judgement. As long as he is working, every dime he's making is going to pay his victims. It wouldn't make ANY sense whatsoever to shut him down.

And nothing of value was lost.

ok

Why are people so dumb that they fall for it?

Hours?! Oh man, I hate waiting!

I mean it's all bullshit to grift more money and try to avoid paying for his defamation case but if it were real, which it is not, nothing of value would have been lost.

Neat

Fundraising bullshit? Let’s charge him with fraud and throw his ass in jail.

I really wanted to like KnowledgeFight, because taking the piss out of InfoWars is gold. But one of the hosts of KF seems to be maybe slightly deaf or something? He yells every single word and it's just like way too irritating.

Is there another podcast out there that tackles InfoWars but maybe at a volume made for human consumption?

If it happens, it couldn't happen to a more deserving show.

Don't worry Alex we got a copy on archive.org

Don't threaten me with a good time.

how tragic, let's hold a vigil. to make sure.

Every dollar donated to Jones is one less for GOP campaigns.

Oh please do!

...and nothing of value would be lost.

I fucking wish.

... Should I buy a bottle of champagne?

Oh no. Wait, I mean "oh yes".

Not much too soon!

Sayonara!

Good.