I live in the Balkans. Ask me anything about this godforsaken place.

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None, but I'm not like the majority here 🤣. They're the most common household leg wear item around here.

I wear baggy pants, always have, always will.

What’s the one thing you would want your average global citizen to know about the balkans?

Don't trust anyone fom here, you're bound to get screwed at one point or another.

Is there somewhere else you eventually want to live?

Yes, preferably somewhere colder, like Canada, Sweden, Norway. Not Russia, cuz the mentality and the people are basically the same as here.

When people say they want to Balkanize _ does that bother you?

I have no idea what that means, it's the first time I've heard that term, could you explain what it means?

Who would win in a fight, a hot dog or a taco?

IDK, we don't have tacos here, we have gyros.

Oh, I could go in details, but I don't currently have time, so I'll be short: politics, corruption, air polution, environment polution, inflation, salaries, prices, comodities... there's a lot more. Feel free to ask about any of these in particular, I'll answer a bit later in the evening 😉.

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Not good. We used to have great weed, hell, hemp grows on streets here, the weather is perfect for that, but then they killed the cannabis plant industry (as an industrial plant, ropes, clothes, stuff like that) and everything went downhill from there. We only have imported now... unless you grow your own that is... just don't brag about it.

hit or miss & got pretty expensive.

Meeh, could be better... colder I mean. It's like 10°C right now. I like it colder, but people here usually like it warmer, like 20°C above, to about 30, then they start bitching about how hot it is.

Everything, I hate this place.

Two, my native and English, though I do understand Serbian/Croatian/Bosnian perfectly as well. I do speak them, but not as good as English.

My grandpareents... IDK, probably 3 I guess... tops. Slovenian, Serbian, Macedonian. My granma from my mother's side also knew a little Turkish and was quite fluent in German (she was in a labour camp during WWII). My kid is little, like 4, he speaks Macedonian and some English (words only, not sentences).

What war? As far as I know, the Ukraine-Russia conflict is still ongoing (I don't watch the news much).

Do you know Nikolai from Russia?

What about it? We have it if you were wondering.