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  • Not really a prostrate exam but one of the first things trauma docs do is cut the pants off and put a finger up the bum to test spinal function

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    Anon investigates crime in 2096
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    Time traveler

    Go back in time to the 2020s to shitpost about normal day to day things that happen in 2096 to see everyone's reaction

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    Help me to settle on a face design for the character I've just added to my game, called The Humorless Toaster. (It's only here to make toast, not listen to your nonsense.)
  • Have you tried a design where it has a mustache for a mouth? As another lemming described, wider and wavy at the bottom. And then it can move up and down when it talks?

    Edit: quick and dirty mockup. This would be my vote

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    What language do you read in?
  • The Count of Monte Cristo was a slog. Phenomenal book, I'm so glad I read it, and will never read it again. I'm a native English speaker with a fairly robust vocabulary and it was still painful for me at times, since I needed to look up words so often. Don't feel bad for needing a translation!

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    Boobplate (Ironlily)
  • I watched a video where someone tried out boob shaped armour- the problem wasn't the deflecting IIRC, it was that the armour itself came to something like a point against the chest so any impact HURT.

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    Pizza time
  • My husband is Greek on his mom's side and Italian on his dad's. He can't stand olives. Don't worry- you're not alone.

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  • I do the daily wordle, but lately have been liking the murdle and the hexcodle.

    I've tried worldle, but I'm crap at geography. Probably a reason I should play more, but thems be the breaks.

    Any recommendations?

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    Apologies for the crinkly right off the needles mess. These are a gift and don't fit me, and I don't own sock blockers (yet).

    Vanilla Socks but I made the cuff go straight into the heel because the recipient likes ankle socks.

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    Vanilla Sock by Crazy Sock Lady on magic loop in Estelle Sock twin crazy ball. Was not a huge fan of the yarn, as it is pretty splitty and a little rough but you guys I did it! I made my first ever pair of socks! And the rusticness of the yarn helps hide my beginner mistakes lol

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    I'm the crocheter who asked where to start learning to knit a few days ago. I'm now working on my first project.

    I'm making a hat! Currently on my 5th row and absolutely hooked (forgive the crochet pun).

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    What was your first project? I've been dying to learn how to knit, with the eventual goal of making socks, but can't decide where or how to start.

    I would consider myself an advanced beginner to intermediate crocheter, but when my mom tried to teach me to cast on for knitting I went cross eyed.

    Where's a good place to start? What would you recommend needles-wise?

    Edit: Thank you so much everyone for the advice!

    I ordered size 7 circular knitting needles (bamboo) to start. I'm going to try a hat so that I can get some practice knitting in the round.

    My needles don't get here until Tuesday, and I can't walk at the moment, so I'm practicing casting on with chopsticks!

    !

    Thanks again

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    Ghostie Bag

    Second ever bag, first time following a graph. Tons of fun. Now I have a bag to use for the next month and a half!

    I really like the way the green turned out. I used scrap yarn so the white was actually a 3 instead of everything else which was a 4, and only have a 3.50 hook. Overall, still in love.

    Pattern here: https://divinedebris.com/glenda-ghost-bag-free-crochet-pattern-by-divine-debris/

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    Guess the animal

    I made this as a gift, but long story short I don't have the right yarn colours or the right sized hook or the right eyes. So I improvised. Hoping it still reads as the animal I intended!

    Ps. The recipient knows my current status and why I can't procure the correct yarn, etc. They'll still appreciate it I'm sure.

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    I learned how to do proper magic circles and now I have a new hobby.

    The hobby is tiny octopus friends. Pattern by Mohu.

    Dollar store yarn (labeled mini skein with no actual weight), 3.0mm hook. 6mm eyes.

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