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Golden age of "unscripted" television


S5E12 "Operation Righteous Cowboy Lightning"

She was trying to use an OxyContin prescription bottle as ID


S4E12 "Verna"

Pedi-dimorphism


S1E18 "Fireworks"
Have you seen this joke in this scene? If so, where? Some particular TV network or streaming service?
This isn't really a "deleted scene". Maybe more like an "alternate scene". I came across a random old Reddit post about being surprised seeing this scene for the first time while watching 30 Rock at a friend's house or something. They were streaming the show on ITVX, which apparently uses this joke in the scene instead of the "this is how white people dial a phone" joke that is in this episode seemingly everywhere else. As if they had filmed a couple different jokes that both provide the same underlying exposition (i.e. implying to the audience that Tracy actually is part white), and had planned to decide during editing which came out more funny.
So, I signed up for a trial and yes, this foot joke is here. There is no further explanation or anything as to exactly why Tracy has a white foot. It just cuts from this to the reactions of Dr. Spaceman and Frank,

When your meme doesn't do as well as expected


S5E22 "Everything Sunny All the Time Always"

When your parents can't keep out of your personal life


Deleted scene from S6E17 "Meet the Woggels!"
My first several times watching this deleted scene, I genuinely had no idea where it would have fit into the episode. But after realizing that this is likely supposed to be young Colleen, I think I have it figured out. In the full episode, in the scene where Colleen interrupted Jack's ribbon cutting with a phone call, Jack accuses of her of ruining every important moment in his life. I think right after that is where this flashback was to have gone.

When your lifestyle starts to catch up with you


S6E1 "Dance Like Nobody's Watching"

When I need to attend a meeting immediately when I log on


S2E15 "Cooter"

Under new management


S5E9 "Chain Reaction of Mental Anguish"

Relationship advice


Deleted scene from S3E11 "St. Valentine's Day"

Corporations integrating open source code without attribution


S4E5 "The Problem Solvers"
I have had this joke in mind for a long time, but thought it was much too similar to this post. Hopefully it has been long enough that this can be appreciated!

When someone explains to you how "baby" is their pet name for their significant other


S2E15 "Cooter"
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When your mother yelled for you using your full name


S6E1 "Dance Like Nobody's Watching"
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MRW I randomly run into an old friend at a concert, and they are offended when I don't immediately recognize them


S5E2 "When It Rains, It Pours"
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