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Rose Finch
  • They also don’t know what the internet is and sing all day

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    I could make a great PC for that...
  • That’s what I did when my PC died and I’d do it again given the choice

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    WE GOT SOME CRANKIN TO DO AWOOOO
  • HE’LL YEAH THE INTIRE UNITED STATES AINT NO MATCH FOR MFEN HOG PLANET BABY!!!!

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    me_irl
  • You sound like me when I'm white-knuckling the recliner trying to make myself relax

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    I could use some context
  • They go to the swole universe and Ransom is a skinny shy LGJ who works in astrometrics

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    without saying how old you are, how old are you?
  • If your friend could tap on your CD player without it skipping, you were cool

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    DON'T CARE WHAT YOUR PACKIN' IN THE PACK
  • THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS IS THAT WEVE SURROUNDED THE CONTINENTAL UNITED STATES WITH AN IMPENETRABLE WALL OF HOGS AND WE DONT INTEND TO STOP CRANKIN EM!!!!!

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    What instances do you block and/or contain the most trolls?
  • What's wrong with lemmy.zip? I'm not up to date with the instance drama

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    For health reasons.
  • Pure sodium you say? that will surely give your dishes an extra kick

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    What's the most useless skill you've mastered, and how did you end up getting so good at it?
  • That’s not useless, a 14th century monastery would love to have you

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    Ford Patents A Way To Bring Ads Inside Your Car
  • We regret to inform you that your claim has been denied as your policy does not cover accidents due to distracted driving. Please refer to the attached dash cam footage showing claimant watching a Mutual Assurance ad while the vehicle was in motion. Have a nice day and thank you for choosing Mutual Assurance!

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    Need more positive masculinity. Like what you see? Ask about it and learn from them
  • One example: Check the screws on your electric outlet/light switch faceplates. If the screws are aligned, your electrician gave a shit about their work

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    Research shows more than 80% of AI projects fail, wasting billions of dollars in capital and resources: Report
  • I'm just happy that billions of dollars get poured into things like this that genuinely uplift society, rather than some crap like free medical visits or building homes

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    Not the worst
  • The cube pube?

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    TIL that due to a disfunction of the ABCCII gene the majority of Asians have significantly less body odor than other populations
  • I don't have an answer for you, but I love how seemingly random it is. Like someone reached into a raffle bowl and was like "Okay ABCC11 you get... Earwax and <shuffles around> ...ah. Body odor".

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    Just get a smaller car, pal!
  • I wouldn't sweat it. Folks don't mind a truck that actually works driven by a courteous driver.

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    Company that sent AI calls mimicking Joe Biden to New Hampshire voters agrees to pay $1 million fine
  • Until you start seeing fines like "20% of your yearly revenue" this shit is gonna keep happening. A $1M fine isn't even a slap on the wrist to a telecom

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    Just get a smaller car, pal!
  • Yup, that used to be a mid size car back in the day. This is actually a pretty good illustration of how out of control the size of our cars are getting

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