Is she from the Maxx? It was an animated show on MTV a long time ago. Her name is Sarah and there's a whole part where she gets a gun to defend herself but she always comes across as a little bit deranged.

He asked for kidney beans on toast not kidney on toast!

This is the cow from all those physics experiments.

You must live in some alternate reality where Donald Trump isn't responsible for severely damaging the functionality of the American government, didn't cause a constitutional crisis, and hasn't completely broken the ability of the federal government to prosecute federal crimes against Republicans.

No, the IDF is much worse.

"Women are so good to me but I'm going on the road and the other day and I will get back in touch and get some sleep in a few days "

This is pretty obviously a hate crime.

The description of the sting makes it seem at first like it's not a big deal and then proceeds to describe something that would be a very big deal

Is this one of them pokey mans?

It shows that there's a diverse party of people that are trying to lead America into the future and a party that only has a plan to rule America into the ground.

Obviously Republicans that aren't willing to sell out their country for a chance to kiss the ring are looking for some way to distinguish themselves from their treasonous brethren.

If you don't like paying for the mistakes of law enforcement, legislate punishment on law enforcement that makes mistakes!

When it's a judge you have to vote them out (usually), and since they were voted in you have to punish the taxpayer for making such a boneheaded mistake.

It's a taxpayer votes in this chuckle fucker again and maybe we need to punish them that much harder.

The government has the money to spare otherwise they would stop fucking up so goddamn always.

The problem with this kind of sarcasm is how many people mean it sincerely makes the sarcasm seem at least potentially not sarcastic.

I didn't win the love of the mother of my child for anything I did yesterday. I did it because of what she expects tomorrow.

The higher her expectations, the better I must be doing. I never want to give her an excuse to lower those expectations and none of them have to do with fancy gifts, expensive dates or anything like that.

Love is grand but it is built from small devotions.

Trying to be the man Fred Rogers said I could be was a good place to start. She found me there and we got here together. I couldn't be happier.

Good?

Smaller businesses have better wages and hire more people. Smaller businesses are more nimble, flexible, and they're never too big to fail. Smaller businesses, mean more options, more ideas, and variety is good for the marketplace, consumer, and the country as a whole.

Less consolidation is good! Competition is good!

The lunchables seems like a dystopian food stuff created by a team of psychopaths.

What if we made all of the food crappy, added extra preservatives and maybe a little bit of lead?

The Romans added led to their drinks it must have been delicious or something! ~Kraft food scientists probably

Careful, if you get bitten by a radioactive donut it turns you into a Simpson!

...and the NBA is supported by the taxpayer.

The entire business model of professional sports requires socializing the cost of infrastructure through subsidizing the transportation, location, and logistics and exempting every one of these monopoly wealth getting schemes from labor laws, antitrust, and public review.

The NBA, NFL, MLB, etc are a scam And they need to learn how to pay their own bills.

Do you know the difference between subsidized and self sufficient?

And how much of The profitability of that industry is owed to state sponsorship, tax breaks, and Monopoly exceptions?

Professional sports needs to learn how to pay its own bills before it can be used as an example of why women's sports aren't profitable.