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And stupid me always taught that injecting yourself with radioactive donuts causes cancer

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Why is there a restaurant selling really unhealthy sugary foods in a HOSPITAL?

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- Vertical Integration.
  
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  The lawful evil kind.
  
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  Cutting out the middle-men
  
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- Investors love repeated business.
  
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- i'd imagine that it's mostly for the staff and guests? here in italy every hospital has a cafetteria. ig with america being america it's cheaper to offload that work to a franchise.
  
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- I would assume it’s there less so for the donuts and more so for the coffee.
  
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- Because doctors live on coffee
  
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- Because people don't go to Dunkin for donuts, they go to Dunkin for coffee. Maybe a breakfast sandwich (which as far as fast food goes, not really all that bad). Donuts are probably their lowest performing category.
  
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  Hmm that could be understandable
  
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- I've been in the medical field for 38 years. Every damn meeting has garbage food. I always shake my head and wonder why there are donuts and bagels vs yogurt and fruit. Same with pizza vs salads. Really wacky if you ask me.
  
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  Yeah it indeed is
  
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- For the same reason animal products are served to heart failure patients in hospitals.
  
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  So people like you can make silly comments on the internet where you assume we’ll all fall in lock step with your outdated bunk medical ideas?
  
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WARNING: Dunkin Donuts can expose you to chemicals including Dihydrogen Monoxide, which is known to the State of California to cause cancer. For more information go to www.P65Warnings.ca.gov.

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- why is California the only state that knows about cancer?
  
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  Regulatory capture.
  
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- Not only that, it can cause asphyxiation when inhaled and is known to have a yearly death toll easily in the ten thousands.
  
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- I'm not sure how to find it on the site 😞
  I wanted to find it on the site
  
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  https://www.dhmo.org/
  
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  Just google dihydrogen monoxide
  
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- You typoed that link lol. www.P65-Warnings.ca.gov
  
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  Hmm...
  
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Average american hospital

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Careful, if you get bitten by a radioactive donut it turns you into a Simpson!

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- D'Oh
  
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Actually, most cancer treatments drastically increase your chances of cancer.

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- Yes, that's why if you don't have cancer it is dangerous (to the quarters it family members). If you do have cancer, you are going from having cancer to a slightly higher than average risk of a different cancer in the future. It's worth getting treated.
  
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Must be in Massachusetts

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- Grew up in New England. My friend moved to Montana, and was absolutely bullshit that there wasn't a Dunks on every corner... New England runs in Dunks, the rest of the US not so much. He felt like the "America runs in Dunks" ads we'd seen or whole lives were a lie, and so our whole lives were a lie lol
  
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  Why on earth would you move from New England, the greatest place on earth, to fucking Montana
  
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Dude if I had an IV of Dunks cold brew, I would be soooo happy.

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No the radioactive donut globulettes bind to cancer cells and all other types of cells.

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- That's literally why it's called creamotherapy.
  
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Oh do they sponsor those gross radioactive eggs they use for tests?

If not COULD THEY and add salt?

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Should have an extra line or two for Dialysis and diabetes clinic.

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Thought*

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What class were you teaching that in? Drugs Ed? Astrology? Economics?

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Their food is toxic enough to cure your cancer.

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Anybody reverse image search this yet?

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