Yes. However, that doesn't mean you should pay for them. Unless offered, they shouldn't expect you to pay.

Nintendo:

I'll take that bet.

You mean things run better when you don't lazily port a game? I'm shocked. Utterly shocked.

Gonna have a hard time with that when my TV isn't hooked up to the internet.

I don't think the cold tortilla is the problem, though it doesn't help. They all use shitty tortillas.

I think this one is lost on me.

EDIT: Is it because if they could read then they'd be upset those books couldn't be read?

Money.

When something isn't about money or power, then you can actually phrase it like it's a surprise.

But muh profit.

I guess I should get the word out that I'm over 21. Don't want anyone dying on my account.

Nah, the baby on fire. The implication is that it set itself on fire.

I shoulda expected that.

If you know. You know.

The things they "can't" do and the things they won't do aren't necessarily mutually exclusive. Though, they should be.

The best is when you debate choices in your head for days and no matter which choice you make, you regret it.

It's just too fitting.

Wouldn't be human if you didn't.

I'm sure the high heels are much more comfortable.