Yeah. An abacus is ridiculously cheap nowadays. No reason to not have one.

I need to assert my superiority over other people :(

Not enough players :(

I always held it. Now I feel like the same I did before.

Paradoxically, exercising makes your heart beat slower, this increasing your lifespan.

Sadly all that is undone by the time you'd have to spend exercising instead of enjoying life.

I would play it safe and test it on my work PC in case there's anything that can cause trouble.

Buying something cheap, such as a wire coat hanger, is not that hard guys...

My beloved

🐈‍⬛🔃

Oh, that's nothing. Your ears are now ringing.

But that extremely expensive NFT I bought has my name on it, not yours. Therefore it is owned by me and nobody else.

No I won't show it to you.

Power (not adidas, the brand is power) backpacks are good. Spent like 25 bucks a decade ago and it only needed some stitches. Was daily use for most of that time, too!

Kung Pow: Enter the Fist

They even teased it man... Pretty sure every kid has an existential crisis when they searched for that sequel in Google and found out it didn't exist.

I save the documents in a usb and format all my drives. Can't have backup troubles if you never back anything up.

Oh shit

Wait, you cannot root a Samsung? Since when?

No. I want them to photograph real sharks. No CGI.

Because people hate themselves and want to make their lives harder.

You abuse the stewards? Straight to jail. You don't criticize the stewards enough? Believe or not, also jail.

I like to pretend that I'm inherently superior to them :)