Pshh iPhone who would want that? My n95 has a flip out keyboard much better than some stupid touchscreen phone that doesn't even have a camera.

Something wrong with them huh?

When will these boffins stop and question if they are going too far with these dangerous technologies? The current encabulation speed is more than adequate. We need a moratorium on encabulation development until we can assess the societal impact.

I'm not 100 percent sure but having looked at the meme again I think that's the joke.

I would imagine the people on the trains back then were in no hurry to reach the destination.

I'm mildly perturbed at best, where's our headline.

She's clearly injecting corn with gmos, digitally altered cyber 5g dna. It's as plain as the visor on my face.

When I was a kid we still recorded stuff off the radio and copied our zx spectrum games on the family hi-fi. I'd say good times but it's so much better now I can pirate everything in great quality from teh interwebs.

Perhaps the borg are savagely 'plugging' things into various orifices sans anaesthetic. They truly are evil.

Don't knock it until you've tried it friend.

Just sail the high seas. If you've bought it already then jesus won't be mad.

Tissues are the real cost. Fortunately I have no soul.

Maybe you don't but many people want a romantic and sexual relationship. There are many things that we don't need to survive but make our lives vastly more enjoyable. I've had long term relationships and times where I've been single and while I enjoy my own company and the freedom being single I do miss the closeness of a romantic relationship. Friendships are great but it's not the same.

I didn't hate it, as I said there were parts I enjoyed. I did all the faction quests and maybe 70 percent of the main story and just came to the realisation that I was finding it a bit of a chore. If I wasn't having any fun I'd have quit earlier but as I say it just became dull to me. If you're having fun more power to you, different people like different things.

I played for 80 hours or so, I really wanted to like it. I could forgive the sometimes humorous bugs and the endless loading screens if it wasn't so boring. Some of the side quests were OK but ultimately it's just not enough to keep me coming back.

The cake is a lie etc

Benzos are no joke.

That and varicose veins.

What you don't want your food cold and stale and delivered in a week and a half?

Somewhat but I could be happier.