Might’ve been my kid. Took him to the doctor a few weeks ago and as soon as we got to the check-in desk he decided to throw up all over the desk, the rug in front of the desk, and me. I had extra clothes to change him into, but of course I didn’t bring extra clothes for me so I got to spend the next hour at the doctors office smelling like vomit.

I got banned for downvoting. Kind of hard to take people seriously when they’re so sensitive to criticism that the equivalent of a thumbs down emoji gets you banned.

Same, except Will Arnett’s voice doesn’t make me physically cringe. It just makes me envious.

I’d solve it by making a tremendous deal! People always ask me, “how do you make such beautiful deals?!”

exit vector

Thanks, couldn’t remember the exact line

I’ll try extrapolating the verteron exovector (or something like that)

Harry Kim Voyager S1E1

Sweet nectar!

My understanding was that the money from the bad check was actually showing up in their available balance before it officially cleared. Then they’d withdraw the money before the bank actually rejected the check.

Don’t worry! I’m sure the default username and password didn’t get changed either.

The reason I think is because any unofficial and potentially unsecured communications access point seems like a vulnerability. If some moron posts a picture using that unofficial access point I’d be worried it could be traced to the ship’s location.

That seems like a significant security risk

I don’t know about “worse natural disasters,” but Voyager definitely had it worse. At least when the Enterprise crew ran into cosmic death traps they could call for backup, or get a nice maintenance overhaul at a starbase after some Q shenanigans.

Edit: Looks like I was right

The internet was a mistake

How many election cycles until Democrats talk themselves into running with a Republican VP running mate in the name of “unity?”

Gonna sell the stadium to a subsidiary and then lease it until the team runs out of money.

I think you may have missed the premise: right-wing mouthpieces, at the behest of right-wing billionaires, describing the Democrats’ modest reforms as “literal communism” is farcical to the point of parody.

Edit: punctuation

Had that experience with Comcast about 2 weeks ago. Took 15 minutes and three attempts to get to a representative. The chat bot couldn’t figure out what I meant when I said I needed my cable buried again. On a side note it’s been 2 weeks and they still haven’t sent anyone out to bury it again 🤦‍♂️

I’ll admit I know little about Iranian politics, but I was under the impression that the new President was a bit of a reformist. How did he manage to get a hard-line Parliament to play nicely?

Wasn’t the Death Star pretty much full of people with a British accent 🤷‍♂️