Go to the top and check for an invisible door/gate

Nah this is bullshit. Most people want to raise a family in a home they own. Take away that possibility of certainty of having a roof over your head and then planning for a kid sounds scary. If you don't want to accept that, you could also blame the micro plastics floating around in everyone's balls now because plastic was considered such a useful byproduct to the petroleum industry.

Go stand in that heat for 5 hours. Go ahead we will wait for you to report back on how easy it was to survive.

Yeah dood doesn't realize that camping sniper prolly has a trophy system

Someone needs to find these assholes and lock them up in the federal reserve!

Yeah all the above is head canon for me now.

Yeah it was her turn to sit down.

ManRoachRat? Half man, half roach, half rat? Are u cereal?

Little gimmicky how much it's used but the movie "Phone Booth" has tons of these shots. It's like half the movie.

Have you seen Logan Lucky? He doesn't do too bad there but that's an everyman's oceans 11-type movie so it kinda seems like everyone is having fun.

Why does this dude have a Joseph Goebbels "I've just had my picture taken by a Jewish person" look on his face?

Don't forget the poop shoveling pit at the bottom

What if there's a fire?

"Our troops are merely passing by..."

First time I saw it, I thought it was a die hard nine inch nails fan driving a Kia.

OP this post is a few hours old now if still nothing, you could try a single dose of milk of magnesia to get things going but continue a high fiber diet the next few days to get everything back on track.

Thank you did not catch those orgins

"Next time baby!"

To stay consistent with expected Mercedes road-behavior care, the self driving mode is programmed to change lanes without signaling.

I have been thinking this since I first heard about it. Give the role to someone who got the short end of the stick but has the passion.