They had labels like that when I was still in school, the kids were cutting them out of packets and using them like trading cards.
I think ive heard of Sloan and Arcade Fire, but I wouldn't even be able to name any of their songs or even what genre they do.
Where I live its generally imperial for estimating something at a glance, and metric for actually measuring something.
I think it has the perfect mix of goofy and epic, sadly Super just doesn't scratch that itch for me. The first two seasons of Jojo's Bizzare Adventure did, Avatar did, but not a whole lot else did.
They had labels like that when I was still in school, the kids were cutting them out of packets and using them like trading cards.